Tag Archives: second coming
The Lord God cleans out His heavenly throne of imposters
Not that long ago and without much notice on Earth, the Lord God decided to clean house and regain control of His heavenly throne. Why was the one true God displaced? For the better part of two thousand years, three … Continue reading
Ollie is offended by God’s tactics
Once upon a time there lived a guy named Ollie who prided himself on his mental capacities. One day he pulled a copy of the Bible from his bookshelf and thumbed through it. He was confused at how the Bible’s … Continue reading
Jesus threatens to lose a sandal up a church minister’s butt!
Jesus began to make his descent back to earth as He had so famously promised some two thousand years ago. He had warned people back then that His Second Coming and return to the planet earth would be like a … Continue reading
Charlie is taken to a new kind of church
Sunday service was over and one of the members was thanking the minister for his wonderful sermon as he was leaving the church building. His name was Charlie and he attended church service faithfully every Sunday. On this special day … Continue reading
Will the Lord return with the cyberspace “cloud”?
I find it fascinating that the psychical realm of cyber-information is now being called a “cloud” and the Revelation chapter of the Bible predicts that the Lord will return in the midst of clouds. Could both cloud-terms refer to a … Continue reading
Is ancient mythology and symbolism sexist?
Yes indeed! I often wonder how future revelations on the wisdom of ancient writing styles will play in the post-modern world with its new social (and liberated) conscience and political correctness. Take feminism for instance. I am sure that the … Continue reading
Angels really do live on top of puffy white clouds!
Usually, when artists depict angels, they are shown to reside and operate on top of puffy white clouds. To me, this high altitude lifestyle would seem to get boring really fast—especially over an entire eternity—and the image provided a rather … Continue reading
Jesus lowers the boom
Jesus had just finished a parable on the topic of His triumphant return and the salvation of the human race when a close disciple approached him with a burning question. “Lord,” asked the disciple, “I am still confused about your … Continue reading
The Greatest Christmas Gift
Once upon a late Christmas evening, Ralph was sitting at his dining room table, sipping some green tea and looking at all the opened presents under the holiday tree. His wife and kids had already gone to bed. Ralph decided … Continue reading
