Quantum Jesus

Crowds had gathered around the outskirts of Jerusalem to witness the public execution of three men. The method of execution was crucifixion.

Most of the onlookers were focused on the man in the middle whose name was Jesus. Great tension was in the air because this particular individual had led people to believe that He was the “Son of God” and true Messiah.

The crowds of believers were expecting a Divine showdown between Jesus and their Roman oppressors. But as they watched, they could see that Jesus was getting weaker and seemed unwilling to exert his divine authority on those who were mocking and torturing Him.

To speed things up, one Roman soldier thrust a spear into Jesus’ chest, then another gave him vinegar to drink. They had finally managed to piss Jesus off. This caused Jesus to completely “lose it!” Suddenly, with revived heavenly powers, Jesus ripped himself from the cross and began to kick the butts of all His antagonists.

The crowds roared with cheers. Their Savior was indeed serving up justice for the good people of the land.

After the whipping, the Crowds surrounded Jesus and with words of appreciation declaring their allegiance to their long awaited Messiah.

“Don’t thank me,” said Jesus as He cracked his knuckles. “Thank quantum mechanics.”

The people did not understand their Lord’s words and asked for an explanation. But the Lord said he would return with a full explanation.

“Why can’t you tell us more now?” asked one of the admirers in the crowd.

“You cannot bear these things now,” replied Jesus. Then the man from Bethlehem miraculously disappeared from sight.

Later, on the road to Emmaus, a couple of Jesus’ disciples were talking about the miraculous events that took place earlier. They were trying to fathom what Jesus meant by the words “quantum mechanics” and why they would not be able to bear a further explanation of this strange phrase.

Suddenly, Jesus appeared among them and offered to explain to them the special “secrets” concerning His earlier heroic actions. He told them that in the future, humankind would succeed in grasping the true foundational dynamics of creation with a theory called the “Many Worlds theory of Quantum Mechanics.” In this theory all quantum possibilities get to manifest themselves as measurement outcomes, but they do so in different worlds.  This creates alternate realities. “So in one world I save humankind, in another I fail, and in yet another I live as a mere thug,” said Jesus with a mischievous smile.

The disciples looked at each other in complete amazement.

“That is why I said that you have ‘quantum mechanics’ to thank for your good luck,” added Jesus. “The world is a crapshoot and you fellows happen to live in a universe where the quantum dice allowed me to succeed in getting off the cross, cracking some heads, and showing people who is the real boss.”

Hearing these unexpected words from their Master caused one of the disciples to openly complain. “But how is this justice for all those other worlds where you fail in your divine mission?”

Jesus answered, “The only cosmic justice for an Infinite God, with Infinite potency, is to create a system whereby all possibilities can take place. It would not be a fair system in any other design.”

The faces of the disciples displayed real concern as they listened to their Lord’s odd words. “Surely you are pulling our leg,” said one of the disciples.

Jesus then fell to the ground in uncontrollable laughter. Holding His splitting sides He admitted that He had played a joke on them all by changing what they observed at the crucifixion event. He explained that this temporary mass hallucination was necessary to make an important point. Jesus then said that sometime in the future humankind would come under a different kind of hallucination. This hallucination would represent another, more serious, kind of oppression—consisting of false ideas and misconceived values. When stupid ideas like the Many Worlds theory of Quantum Physics someday capture the imagination of human hearts and minds, then it will be one of the signs that the end times have been put into motion.

“In the same way that I let you see me cracking some heads earlier, I will also make my return by again, cracking heads. But this next time I will do so spiritually, by challenging people’s fraudulent worldviews and revealing to those who care, new ideas about ultimate reality, both theologically and scientifically,” said Jesus, no longer laughing.


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EDWARD F. SYLVIA, M.T.S. Philosopher/Theologian Edward F. Sylvia attended the School of Visual Arts in New York and received his Master of Theological Studies at the Pacific School of Religion in Berkeley, CA and a Certificate of Swedenborgian Studies from the Swedenborgian House of Studies. He is a member of the Center for Theology and the Natural Sciences (C.T.N.S.) and the Swedenborg Scientific Association (S.S.A.). Award-winning author of "Sermon From the Compost Pile: Seven Steps Toward Creating An Inner Garden" and "Proving God," which fulfills a continuing vision that God’s fingerprints of love can be found everywhere in the manifest universe. His most recent book, "Swedenborg & Gurdjieff: The Missing Links" is an edgy collection of anti-intuitive essays for personal transformation that challenges and inspires. He has been a student of the ideas of both Emanuel Swedenborg and George I. Gurdjieff for over thirty years. Read more about TheGodGuy, his books and his ideas at http://www.staircasepress.com
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9 Responses to Quantum Jesus

  1. Jim Rigney says:

    Jesus has already come with another name, has been rejected by his generation, born in the East in 1920, has come like a thief in the night, and has begun the family of True Love and the Kingdom of Heaven. It is none other than Dr. Rev. Sun Myung Moon, born in Korea. He is fulfilling the Messianic role of saving humankind and en-grafting us into God’s eternal lineage of True Love. If you can believe this go to the family federation website at FamilyFed.org

    God Bless us all.
    Jim Rigney
    Disciple of Father Moon

  2. thegodguy says:

    Dear Jim,

    Thanks for sharing your info with my readers. They would be quite interested in what Dr. Rev. Sun Myung Moon would have to say about God’s laws and the new paradigm science!

    Spiritually yours,

    • Jim Rigney says:

      Thank you Mr. God Guy,

      1. For those who interested in what Dr. Rev. Sun Myung Moon would have to say about God’s laws and the new paradigm science they could study “New Essentials of Unification Though”t, 2006. The PDF file of which can be downloaded from URL http://www.tparents.org/Library/Unification/Books/dp96/dp96.pdf

      The message on the front inside flap of “New Essentials of Unification Thought” boldly states that:
      “Unification Thought is a powerful key capable of solving any problem, no matter how difficult it may be. When this thought is applied to society, various social problems can be settled. When This Thought is applied to the world, world problems can be realistically solved. And particularly, when it is applied to criticizing Communist theories and theories of evolution all the contradictions of Communism and Darwinism are brought to light and a counterproposal can be established. This Thought presents a new view of life, a new view of the world, a new view of the universe and a new view of God’s work in history. It is also a principle of integration that can bring different religious doctrines and philosophies into unity, while preserving their diverse characteristics.”

      2. In addition to the above, Dr. Moon’s basic teaching is found in the “Exposition of the Divine Principle,” 1996. The PDF of the” Exposition of the Divine Principle” can be downloaded from: http://www.tparents.org/Library/Unification/Books/dp96/dp96.pdf

      The last paragraph of the Translator’s preface states that,
      ““Exposition of the Divine Principle” expresses a truth which is universal. It inherits and builds upon the core truths which God revealed through the Jewish and Christian scriptures and encompasses the profound wisdom of the Orient. Through this translation, we hope the deep message of the Divine Principle may be better understood in the Western world.”

      3. There is also a special group of his teachings which Rev. Moon bequeathed to humankind in 2010. These are called “The Eight Great Textbooks and Teaching Materials.” The list and links to these, including the above two, can all be found on the website: NewCosmicSpring.org.

      These are the last days, historic days, and, I pray that we truly understand them, and how they can positively affect our lives, and the future of the world and God Himself. We live in an era when we can be en-grafted into God’s lineage, and we can be one with Him, as individuals, families, clans, societies, nations, and as one family under God. Each of us will become a member of God’s never ending spiraling system, linking God to humankind and humankind to God.

      Sincerely yours,
      Rev. James Rigney
      Brooklyn, NY

  3. thegodguy says:

    Dear James,

    You have made your pitch on my blog. I wish you the best. But my readers are mostly adherents to the scientific/theological ideas of Emanuel Swedenborg. Are you pointing some of your readers to my blog as well? Love is reciprocal!

    Spiritually yours,

  4. Jim Rigney says:

    Thanks you “TheGodGuy,”

    I will certainly send people to you website, once you restored the failure of John the Baptist. If you or Swedenborg had a solution to sin, and had the blueprint for the establishment of the kingdom of heaven, I would certainly promote you website.

    Yes, love is reciprocal, and it is universal. The backbone of the universe is the parent-child relationship, linking God to Humankind and Humankind to God.

    Truth is universal. It carries God’s laws, and Love. I am pointing all people to the truth, no matter whose blog they are on. Please do not take offense at me. Do you think you, personally, have the universal truth? Do you or Swedenborg have the truth to save humankind? Can you eradicate original sin? Did Swedenborg bring about True Families, with sinless children on earth? It was Adam’s goal, yet he fell; and Jesus had the mission, as well, but he was crucified. At the second coming, the third Adam, it has become reality because of Dr. Rev. Moon.

    I humbly beg you to do your research, for your own benefit, and the benefit of you publishers, and readers. You will all prosper, go up.

    God’s Heart is an irrepressible impulse to find an object to love. God seeks humankind to be his object to love with his unending true love. Let me ask; is it only on your website that God can find His love partners?

    I am not pitching Rev. Moon, since his life is a living testimony to God’s work in history, and his life is an open book. I am merely seeking objects for God to love and who understand His suffering heart.

    You asked me how Rev. Moon deals with truth and science. I sent you the links. Are you at least looking at them, or do you find them a threat to your income?

    Rev. Moon is accomplishing the living messianic role as the True Parents of Humankind. I am merely his disciple. It is up to you to decide who you are, in God’s providence today.

    John the Baptist was pitching for himself, so he left Jesus at the time that Jesus need his Elisha. Elisha thought he could get more donations for himself, a higher position for himself, otherwise, Jesus would increase and he would decrease.

    John eventually became “lower than the least in heaven” because he did not follow or testify to Jesus. He even denied Jesus.

    Is that where you or your publishers want to end up? John thought of himself, his own personal profit, his position. He thought he was number one, similar to Lucifer when he caused the fall.

    The God Man, may be in the Elisha position with your website, so you should study Rev. Moon’s teaching to find God’s interpretation of the truth. Or, is your website all you care about, and are the book sales, all you care about?

    How much faith do you have in the coming lord? Did Swedenborg have the solution to original sin, and did he teach the pathway to the kingdom of heaven. Swedenborg, himself, did not think so. Why do you? So you can sell books? He does have a deep understanding about God, however. About Spirals etc. But there is no solution to sin.

    Sorry to be so blunt, but I want to save you. Our beloved Jesus was blunt as well because he wanted us to wake up from sleep, open our eyes, and minds, and ears. He had many things to tell us, but can you bear them now?

    Seek ye first the kingdom of heaven, and all else will follow. John the Baptist would have sold countless books based upon Jesus life and teachings if he did not deny Jesus, the lord and messiah. You have a large audience for the living lord.

    I am your brother, and I wish you can master yourself before you kill me, or lead your blog readers astray. I am but a messenger, a disciple of the living God.

    If you cannot embrace God’s huge heart and thinking, or if you cannot think beyond your book sales, or blog, I fear that you will be known in history as the SelfCenteredBookSalesBlogGuy.

    Sin is crouching at your door, and you must master it.
    Best wishes,
    Jim Rigney

  5. Jim Rigney says:

    The Spiraling System of God’s Eternal Love is the link between Him and humankind. It is the ultimate Science.

  6. thegodguy says:

    Dear James,

    We certainly agree on spirals. My book “Proving God” explores this universal principle of action within the framework of unifying relativity theory and quantum theory – leading to God’s spiritual laws of Love!

    Spiritually yours,

  7. Jim Rigney says:

    Hello TheGodGuy,

    You and I, and Swedenborg, agree that spirals are important in God’s creation. That is why I love your book, “Proving God,” and I love Swedenborg’s thought concerning Spirals and God’s design of the creation.

    Your book “Proving God” does well to explore the most universal principle of action, and within the framework of unifying relativity theory and quantum theory, which I, also, believe leads to God’s spiritual laws of Love. I agree 1,000%

    In the book on Rev. Moon’s Thought entitled, “New Essentials of Unification Though,” it speaks of the two basic types of action in the Universe. The first being Give and Take action, and the second is Spiral Developmental Action. If you have the PDF file of the “New Essentials of Unification Thought,” you can check it out, taking advantage of the search function in the PDF.

    I have a theory concerning how we can link the spiritual with the physical, using this spiral developmental action. On my website, NewCosmicSpring.org, there is a PDF of a research paper I wrote in 2010. In its conclusion, I mentioned that I know God’s blueprint for the ideal of creation. I did not mention, however, that it incorporates the spiral motion. In the text of my research paper, however, I did included several quotes of Rev. Moon in which he mentioned “spiral motion” and perhaps “the spiraling system of God’s love.” There are links to the speech in which he said it.

    I hope you are well, and you will discover more information on “Spiral Developmental Action” in your research.

    Best wishes,
    Jim Rigney

  8. thegodguy says:

    Dear Jim.

    All my readers are welcome to read your info. I personally cannot investigate these matters right now because I am in the process of putting together several more books. I believe you are a sincere man.

    Spiritually yours,

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